I might have spent some time as a drifter, but I’ve always had a nose for a good deal. Not long ago, I was scouting out the neighborhood and happened upon this place. Why wait for an invitation? I decided to move myself right in under the buildings. I watched the humans scurrying around trying to figure out who their new cat under the building was, while I just kicked back and enjoyed the free food they gave me.

They finally lured me out with a piece of fish. Look, I knew it was a trap, but I couldn’t resist. They rushed me off to the vet. It turns out I’m Feline Leukemia positive, which means of all the buildings in the state, I managed to break into an actual FeLV sanctuary. If that isn't hitting the jackpot, I don't know what is. I’ve officially traded the street life for a permanent residency, a cozy bed, and a steady meal plan.

I’m the happiest guy around, but I’m ready to take it one step further. I’m looking for a sponsor mom or dad to officially join my team. I’ve retired from the wandering life, and I’m looking for someone to help keep my bowl full. Do you want to be the special person for the smartest guy to ever "break into" a sanctuary?